Becker 

A Becker is a complete mess. Most virgin males experiance a Becker during their first attempt at sex. It is a quick, frustrating and bizare experience that leaves the female feeling confused and humbled.

Jane: How was your date with Scott?
Jill: I was Beckered last night.
Jane: What happened?
Jill: Well, after 3 minutes of sex in the wrong hole while he drooled on my back and blew ass, he flipped me over, punched me in the face, then forced himself to throw up on my tits. After it was over, he said "that'll be $5."

Becker by Hayden High June 16, 2008

Becker 

a person who says dumb stuff. can have a big cold sore. Is funny without trying to be funny

Your not even a ghost BEcker
I have a bad feeling about this BEcker

Becker by xcjlksdfjlkjfklsdffdggadfg March 23, 2011

becker 

a man whos cock can’t stop fucking woman.

Jessie:Do you know Becker
Stella:He fucked my friend and I, why? Did becker fuck ur pussy.
Jessie:No I blew Becker

becker by Becker. September 13, 2019

Becker 

A conspiracy theorist who believes that Glenn Beck, the Conservative commentator, is a rapist and murderer, based on a viral blog posting that gave the name of a 1990 child rapist and murderer as Glenn Beck. Of course, it's not the same Glenn Beck that exposed Van Jones as an admitted Communist and 9/11 'Truther', but try telling the Liberal rodents that.

Glenn Beck: "Van Jones is an admitted Communist and 9/11 conspiracy theorist." {Evidence is produced.}

Van Jones: "Yeah, um.... well.... Glenn Beck is a rapist! Yeah, and... and a murderer!" {No evidence.}

Barack Obama: "It's still Bush's fault."

American viewer: "What a Becker."

Becker by Rorschach348 September 4, 2009

Becker 

Noun-A large, easily-angered, short-fused shmuck (esp. one who lies about how rich he/she actually is); One who is wealthier than every other of his/her friends (except "Kunkel"...see "Kunkel" for explanation), however refuses to pay for beverages, food, etc.

Adjective-Smelling surprisingly similar to feces.

Mike: "Hey Becker, I'm starving! Can we get some food?"

Becker: "Dude, I would, but I don't have any money."

Mike: "Becker, there are five twenty dollar bills in your car."

Becker: "DO YOU WANNA DIE? MIKE, I AM GOING TO BREAK YOUR NECK."

Alternative-

Alec: "Ah this car smells horrible!"

Mike: "Yeah, it's that freaking Becker scent."

Becker by mfdl September 25, 2010

becker 

Something that is very potent. Almost to the point of superceding potentcy. Not to be confused with donnie blaze which means the opposite

You know Whitney???? Shes so becker.

becker by Ian Howell August 13, 2006

Becker 

1. Someone who likes men.

2. Someone who is a big, lame tool.

3. Someone who loves being bitched around by other men and getting hit by them with a paddle.

4. A big ass frat tool who lives in San Carlos. Stay away from him ladies, he's gay. And a tranny.

Such a fucking Becker. He sucked about 5 dicks last night, but it was cool cuz they all signed his point book. After that he got drunk at a raid but failed to get pussy.

Man you are such a tool. Why don't you go suck off your big bro, you fucking Becker.

Becker by Brandon Chau September 6, 2008