"Dude, I had to take a major dump and I totally forgot about controlling my backsplash! All the toilet water wetted my ass!"
by kentman March 2, 2015
When you poop and the turd creates so much force when it hits the toilet water that some toilet water splashes up your back
by !?!?!?!?! February 18, 2010
by sheezy03 November 1, 2006
The layer of toilet paper you put in the toilet before you take a dump. Helps to prevent backsplash and also makes crapping quieter as there are no more splashing noises.
A: Why'd you take so long, bro?
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.
Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.
B: Dude, I had to take a shower after I took a dump due to all the backsplash on my ass.
A: Gross. Next time don't forget the backsplash barrier.
Girl1: I hate pooping! It's embarrassing coz people can hear you sometimes.
Girl2: Hellooo, backsplash barrier? Keeps your butt clean and also makes pooping virtually soundless.
by qinomo December 13, 2011
The splashing of dirty bong water on your lips while you are smoking marijuanna out of a water pipe.
by kejo66 November 28, 2007
When one is on their way to excrete the devil from their bowels, you place a thin sheet of toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet bowl giving you backsplash protection
"I just dropped the motherlode in that toilet."
"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."
"Nah i used backsplash protection."
"I bet your ass got drowned in backsplash."
"Nah i used backsplash protection."
by xTimmins September 3, 2013
the dirty water from previous user that sprays upwards from a toilet when you shit fast and hits your hanging balls sack.
by Joey Lumpkin September 29, 2007