10 definitions by kejo66
by kejo66 September 28, 2010
Husband: "Hey Baby turn to channel 59. Ok hit 611, commercial? skip over to channel 33 for a minute, back to 59, and turn up the volume, thanks."
Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"
Wife: "Stop with the Verbal Remote!"
by kejo66 April 9, 2010
by kejo66 September 19, 2007
a person, usually parents or spouse, who pretend to hug you out of love, but are actually sniffing you like a dog to determine if you have consumed cigarettes, alcohol, or weed.
by kejo66 January 26, 2012
by kejo66 March 12, 2009
When a man gets toilet water mist on his scrotum after he flushes a public toilet while still sitting on it.
I went for the courtesy flush in the restaurant bathroom and damnit if I didn't get a severe case of misty balls.
by kejo66 November 28, 2007
The splashing of dirty bong water on your lips while you are smoking marijuanna out of a water pipe.
by kejo66 November 28, 2007