April Fools

That one day that jerks use as an excuse to do anything.

Sometimes, on very rare occasions, jokes on this day are actually funny.

Guy 1: *deletes everything on Guy 2's computer*
Guy 2: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?"
Guy 1: "April Fools!"

Guy 3: "Did you hear? Minecraft released an April Fools update!"
Guy 4: "At least now I have something to do while I hide from all the jerks outside."

by Vexian Empire April 5, 2020

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April Fools

A time when people believe anything you do is a lie

Guy 1: I fucked your girl
Guy 2: Lol April fools right?
Guy 1: Uhh, yeah you could say that

by .&:&3&83 April 1, 2018

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April Fools

When people decide to "prank" you and then say april fools afterwards.

person: omg!11 i hat u
other person: omg?? wot? ur my friend? at least i thought-
person: april fools!! did i get u?
other person: what the f-

by go away please and thank you April 8, 2019

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What you say when you prank someone hella hard on April Fool’s Day.

April Fools motherfuckers!

by Dubiks April 1, 2019

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The first of April every year. According to Lisa Simpson, this is when the Christians changed thier calender to January, and the pagans kept it at the first of April. The people who did not change were called april fools, and thier day was sabotaged by Christians for fun.

*chants* Now who's luaghing? now who's laughing?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004

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