5 definitions by Vexian Empire
COPPA was created in 1998 with the intention of blocking children from the internet because they were believed to be stupid at the time. This is an overused and false stereotype, since there are some children who are very smart, and there are some adults who are very dumb. Examples of stupid adults can be found in 1998-present when nobody has ever taken any legal action against COPPA.
What children are learning from COPPA is that everyone hates them for being under 13, a number that they cannot control. What adults are learning from COPPA is that children are stupid, even when they're not. What COPPA should be doing is, instead of filtering people by their legal age, filter people by their mental age, their IQ, or how much they know about internet safety. Another improvement they could make is to not steal YouTubers' money just because they have music in their videos. But who'd listen to me? I'm just a kid! COPPA thinks kids are stupid and should suffer! At this point, I'm probably going to die before turning 13!! But TheY wouldn't like that, thEY want MORE 13 yrld s! tHey are SELFISH AND HATE US CHILDREN BECAUSE WE'RE NOT AS OLD AS THEM!!! pLUS, WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING AN ONLINE VERSION IF THE CHILDREN ARE STILL VULNERABLE IN THE REAL WORLD?!?!?!
What children are learning from COPPA is that everyone hates them for being under 13, a number that they cannot control. What adults are learning from COPPA is that children are stupid, even when they're not. What COPPA should be doing is, instead of filtering people by their legal age, filter people by their mental age, their IQ, or how much they know about internet safety. Another improvement they could make is to not steal YouTubers' money just because they have music in their videos. But who'd listen to me? I'm just a kid! COPPA thinks kids are stupid and should suffer! At this point, I'm probably going to die before turning 13!! But TheY wouldn't like that, thEY want MORE 13 yrld s! tHey are SELFISH AND HATE US CHILDREN BECAUSE WE'RE NOT AS OLD AS THEM!!! pLUS, WHAT'S THE POINT OF HAVING AN ONLINE VERSION IF THE CHILDREN ARE STILL VULNERABLE IN THE REAL WORLD?!?!?!
COPPA: Children cannot make accounts because they are stupid
People with mental issues: Am I a joke to you?
Greta Thunberg: Am I a joke to you?
People with mental issues: Am I a joke to you?
Greta Thunberg: Am I a joke to you?
by Vexian Empire March 12, 2020
Guy 1 and 2: *are involved in a conversation, sometimes with others*
Guy 3: *sends message in another chat*
Guy 1, immediately: *clicks away*
Guy 2, immediately: *random message, probably spam*
Guy 2, immediately: *deletes random message*
Guy 1, and in some cases 3, immediately: *clicks back to see what the random message was*
Random Message: *is not there*
Guy 1, and in some cases 3: i clicked away for one second and you sent a ghost message
Guy 3: *sends message in another chat*
Guy 1, immediately: *clicks away*
Guy 2, immediately: *random message, probably spam*
Guy 2, immediately: *deletes random message*
Guy 1, and in some cases 3, immediately: *clicks back to see what the random message was*
Random Message: *is not there*
Guy 1, and in some cases 3: i clicked away for one second and you sent a ghost message
by Vexian Empire November 8, 2020
The mix of black and white; what you'd get if you created a black/white gradient.
A combination of "gray" and "grey" Intended for all dialects of English.
See also: gray, grey, greay
A combination of "gray" and "grey" Intended for all dialects of English.
See also: gray, grey, greay
Guy 1: "Black, white, and graey"
Guy 2: "Did you mean grey?"
Guy 1: "No"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 3: "Hey did you hear they made my name into a word?"
Guy 4: "It wasn't named after you, Greay."
Guy 2: "Did you mean grey?"
Guy 1: "No"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 3: "Hey did you hear they made my name into a word?"
Guy 4: "It wasn't named after you, Greay."
by Vexian Empire April 8, 2020
The last copyable Unicode character as of 11/18/2020.
Since Urban Dictionary (along with other sites) sorts their definitions in alphabetical order, this is the last definition on the site.
It looks like a rectangle on most computers.
This is also one of the Symbols for Legacy Computing, which wikipedia has an article on.
Since Urban Dictionary (along with other sites) sorts their definitions in alphabetical order, this is the last definition on the site.
It looks like a rectangle on most computers.
This is also one of the Symbols for Legacy Computing, which wikipedia has an article on.
Guy 1: Oh, so you like symbols? Name every Unicode character
Guy 2: Challenge accepted
Guy 1: Wait no-
A while later...
Guy 2: 🯰 🯱 🯲 🯳 🯴 🯵 🯶 🯷 🯸 🯹 done
Guy 1: Wow we should copy and paste this somewhere
Mod: *deletes it because it's spam*
Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOO!!!
Guy 3: *secretly copied it to claim it as his own*
Guy 2: Challenge accepted
Guy 1: Wait no-
A while later...
Guy 2: 🯰 🯱 🯲 🯳 🯴 🯵 🯶 🯷 🯸 🯹 done
Guy 1: Wow we should copy and paste this somewhere
Mod: *deletes it because it's spam*
Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOO!!!
Guy 3: *secretly copied it to claim it as his own*
by Vexian Empire November 19, 2020
That one day that jerks use as an excuse to do anything.
Sometimes, on very rare occasions, jokes on this day are actually funny.
Sometimes, on very rare occasions, jokes on this day are actually funny.
Guy 1: *deletes everything on Guy 2's computer*
Guy 2: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?"
Guy 1: "April Fools!"
Guy 3: "Did you hear? Minecraft released an April Fools update!"
Guy 4: "At least now I have something to do while I hide from all the jerks outside."
Guy 2: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?"
Guy 1: "April Fools!"
Guy 3: "Did you hear? Minecraft released an April Fools update!"
Guy 4: "At least now I have something to do while I hide from all the jerks outside."
by Vexian Empire April 5, 2020