Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.

"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"

by Jeffrey March 25, 2004

Altoid

1. A sterotypical Altoonian red neck. 2. An Altoona Pennsylvania resident with undesirable character traits.

Narrowmindedless fools.
I hate those Altoids on the boulevard.
That fucko Altoid thinks he's so smart, I'm the one that works at KFC.

by Cate n Kate August 22, 2006

altoid

"Tripping balls" on drugs, ie, quite high indeed.
The more intense version of alto.

We're all alto, but she is fucking altoid over there.

by Behest October 29, 2007

altoids

A case which I call the drug tin its usually used by druggies to hold their pills weed cigarettes mints vizine and lighters.

I dont do drugs anymore so I just use my altoids for an ash tray. :)

by steve8282 August 9, 2004

altoid

joint, marijuana cigarette

Named because the small tin container that altoid mints come in often holds joints when the mints are gone.

"Hey Mary, wanna go out for an altoid and a beer after work?"

by DrPhil July 16, 2008

altoid

Term referring to a short, white person, due to altoids being small, white, and curiously strong.

Person 1: Look at you! Your such an altoid!
Person 2: What? Why?
Person 1: because your small, white and curiously strong

by Dusting Grose May 17, 2008

Altoid

Strong mints, Cinnamon is my favorite

Altoids can be sold in stores.

by Saints November 9, 2003