Top Definition
Adj. A person who is addicted to altoids, usually always has some sort of mint related/ breath freshener item in thier locker, pocket, or purse, always constantly has minty fresh breath, possibly overpowering. People always know he/she has mints. Goes into Withdrawl without them.
Person 1: Dude your breath stinks.
Person 2: Go To Brandon. He has Altoidholism.
by AltoidMan August 23, 2011

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