Leaving a comment on someone's journal that is actually meant for someone else.
This guy keeps totally agenting me, and it's only making himself look silly.
by AceTracer June 14, 2004
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What conspiracy theorists like to call the people who don't believe in their wacko theories and who will argue against the theorists with reasonable arguments and evidence. Theorists will claim these people are working for the government and a part of the conspiracy.
Those conspiracy theorists called me an agent because I actually provided a reasonable explanation why a purple elephant didn't crash into the Pentagon on 9/11.
by Castun July 26, 2008
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Creatures that can take over anyone's body that is still hardwired to The Matrix.
by Pat July 24, 2004
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Agent refers to a cigarette that is emptied and instead filled with weed (or a mix of tobacco and weed).

It can be used in public since it goes as a "cigarette".

Especially practical if you are in the pub/bar, or places where marijuana is not allowed.
Ex.1)"Did you bring the agent?"
Ex.2)"Should we bring an agent to the pub?"
by F.C Huges April 8, 2018
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1. The boss of the actor/actress/author who treats him/her like a child. There are some cases where an ACTUAL child is an actor/actress.
2. A person who acts as an intermediary between sellers and buyers of real estate/real property and attempts to find sellers who wish to sell and buyers who wish to buy.
Emma Watson's agent doesn't let her make her own choices.

My agent was pushing me to sell my house for cash.

My agent said I should sell as many copies as possible.
by frabrizio September 16, 2016
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a person, persons, or groups of people that are ignorant and follow the dystopia of the masses (aka, the in crowd).
In the words of my homeslice, O'Dawg:

"In the Matrix trilogy, All agent were dudes & wore suits. In reality...agents males & females wear & are the following ....

Males

White Tees, Blue Jean, dreadlocks, goodteeth, trapboys, crappy rappers,drive chevys, & are unfit baby daddies.

Females

Colorful dresses with sneakers, fluffy He-Man boots, bunny slippers (wears them in the public)

wear revealing clothes that show off their "bootydo", are usually babymamas, & only want to be nurses &/or do hair..

They both live to be ignorant & love all that is ignorant. Crunk music, Trap music,etc. They refuse to like anything that makes them think like Hip Hop & Education. They only live for the moment & curse around elders & talk loud on the bus or in public places. They go to public places & put their phones on speaker Like We Wanna Hear Their Convo!

They only listen to the radio all day & only buy mixtapes with the same 12 songs. Oh yea...plus they watch BET all day.

Most have kids & let them be babysat by the TV. The females pop gum or their tongues when they talk & the males talk like they have cotton mouth.....

As far as relationships. Males only want a female to hit & are scared to commit because of their want of "Living for the moment". & the females only want a "Trill azz negga"...aka a thug....someone who will be dependant of them & their walfare checks."
by Etarah July 31, 2006
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