Tonsilitis

1. God's gift to blowjobs.

2. An unfair advantage at eating competitions.

Jeff: Hey man guess what!
Bob: What?
Jeff: Sarah has tonsilitis.
Bob: So? Isn't that bad?
Jeff: Let me try this again. Sarah is getting her tonsils removed.
Bob: So? ... Oh. Niiiice.

by DeepthroatMcGoo February 8, 2010

Tonsils

the skrunkly cat that looks like he took too much cocaine and sounds lie a seal
he's from graystillplays and was made to be a suitor for Spleens

A: whos your favorite graystillplays character?
B: mines probably florida man, australian man, spleens and tonsils
A: nice :D

by clooror wipes April 24, 2022

Tonsil

A complete useless piece of skin, an insult

As in "you bloody tonsil"

by traxn October 5, 2005

Tonsil

Act of or recieveing a blow job

dude, chelsea gave me the best tonsil last night

by keri keri January 4, 2009

Tonsillitis

1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.

2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.

1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!

2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.

Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.

*2 hours later*

*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*

Joe: Fuck I'm crap.

by Madd Dogggg January 7, 2005

Tonsiled

this refers to gambling, losing all your money plus money that you dont even have and can never get.not only used in sports gambling you can get tonsiled by a casino as well

That missed extra point tonsiled me.

I was dunking but then they brought out a hot dealer and he/she tonsiled me

by REZKILLER February 6, 2004

trampoline tonsils

Someone who is constantly blowing others.

Wonda Wonderpig is a real life trampoline tonsils !

by I, Wreckerrr November 13, 2016