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fucking painful inflamation of your tonsils

makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHHH TONSILLITIS
by OWWWWWWWW April 25, 2009

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1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.

2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.
1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!

2.
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.

Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.

*2 hours later*

*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*

Joe: Fuck I'm crap.
by Madd Dogggg January 06, 2005

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