a child molester. derived from "kiddy diddler". one doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child porn especially on a school computer, and then gets caught and suspended for it, but doesn't get the clue, and then gets busted twice by the police for possesion of child pornography on their home computer can be considered a diddler.
matt cohen is such a diddler
by ya September 2, 2004
by Paul Mapantzoffs March 24, 2022
A diddler is a man who enjoys sticking foreign objects in his ass for fun, such as bottles, baseball bats, his own penis, etc...
by Vin Diesel June 10, 2004
a young man who dates an underage girl. there is nothing really that wrong with this, it's just frowned upon in society.
by Barawootski November 15, 2006
"Man, I can barely stand up, see straight, remember my name or even talk, but have you got any diddlers to sell?"
by Green Renegade July 24, 2008
by Bambinator April 26, 2020