That guy who lost all the weight eating hogie sandwiches surprised me when he was arrested for being a diddler.
by talk2me-JCH2 March 1, 2021
by timthemusicman June 30, 2018
One who thinks sexually unlawful things about children. Derived from "kiddy diddler". One doesn't actually have to touch a child to be a diddler. Anyone who promotes, is involved in, or looks at child pornography, can be considered a diddler. Goof-diddler is a stronger variation of diddler. it suggests that the person being called it (a diddler of high recogizance) went to prison for diddling. Fuckin' diddlers. Diddlers make you feel guilty for having a girlfriend younger than you because of the unsettleness in society, having heard too many stories of diddlers being put behind bars.
These fuckin' goof-diddlers are giving our city such a bad name. The diddler vibes pulsating from them are so strong, I feel felonious taking my girlfriend, who is 3 years younger than me, out in public, as I, myself, feel the adamant eyes of fellow citizens around me indubitably convicting me of the loathesome act that is goof-diddlitry.
by Chance January 20, 2005
The sphinx of pedophiles.
"Answer me these questions three. Question the first: Will I diddle you? Questions two and three: refer to question one."
-The Diddler
-The Diddler
by Sexual Waterslide April 14, 2009
by Hoochlovers January 8, 2008
by Mememan64 October 28, 2020
The name of one of Ray Narveaz Jr.'s many alter egos. Wears a bag on his head and a chain on his neck.
"It's the Diddler!"
by Recovery15 November 11, 2013