Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

by Lilghub August 16, 2025

Connecticut boot-licker

When the female shits on the males foot and licks it clean while tickling the other foot

My wife gave me a Connecticut boot-licker last night, it was sooo hot

by Proud Connecticut resident August 19, 2025

Philly Boot Brush

Requires a two headed woman, the man must stand overtop of the heads, and gyrate back and forth allowing the mouths to “brush” his asshole and penis.

I went on a date with lacy and Lucy last night and we did the Philly boot brush! It was the best when lacy chewed on my hemorrhoid like a gob stopper.

by Greenknuckles September 5, 2025

Boots

I don't know I'm sorry please stop asking so many questions

boots

by finnyeahhh September 5, 2025

Boot Riding

When a woman dry jumps a pair of boots (cowboy boots, combat boots, etc.)

“She went boot riding after I got off work.”

by aurelia_calista September 8, 2025

Booting

South London slang for when something stinks like shit.

Your breath is booting bro, don't come near me.

by Plotttt September 10, 2025

brown booting

the act of shitting in a cowboy boot then wearing it bare footed in public.

hey cal do u want to go "brown booting". my mam just got me some new cowboy boots.

by benhev_08 September 10, 2025