A point in your life when you have a large amount of suck, as well as no luck. Could be common among large groups of races, religions, and economic classes, though less likely among upper-class members of society.
Friend 1-"Yes, I finally win something!"
Friend 2-"It can't be that bad."
Friend 1- "I'm not kidding, I never win anything, my life is just full of no-luck-suckyness"
Friend 2-"It can't be that bad."
Friend 1- "I'm not kidding, I never win anything, my life is just full of no-luck-suckyness"
by Ariez June 6, 2013
When a male or female gets the life sucked out of them they shit there pants 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Dude Kendra sucked my soul so hard I shit myself 200 pumpy glumpy soul snatcher glizzy gladiator double gawk gawk gorilla grip twisty wisty no Oxygen sucky wucy
Oh damn dude
Oh damn dude
by DefNotBrodyB February 28, 2022
A easily upset person stuck in a incredibly bad situation but, they're still trying to appear fancy so "von" is thrown in there.
I wanted to leave the house but, the governor issued a stay-at-home order. This is seriously sook von sucky!
by BanterBlossom March 26, 2020
When an Asian lady is a fucking sex addict and want to fuck you. Then she goes over to you and asks if you want a blowjob where you cum all over her slanted eyes.
by Jtbballin March 26, 2018
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by awesomenessless February 13, 2018