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boot weasel 

A U.S. Army term for a person who will point out how fucked up your boots and uniform are. But in contrast their uniform and boots are worse than yours. This type of person is either a supervisor or a peer. Often associated with spot light rangers.
Hey man where the hell are you going we are supposed to be in the motorpool. Well the boot weasel caught me at the gate this morning and pointed out in front of the Sergeant Major that my boots were fucked up. So now I have to go to Mount Olympus this afternoon to show him that I am really squared away. Well it sounds to me that the boot weasel pulled out his ball bag musket and put his balls in your mouth. No man it felt like doing the hamstring stretch standing while someone put their vein laden meat pipe in my ass.
boot weasel by pantyteamaster August 9, 2010
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boot blacking

BDSM - Boot blacking is the, (predominately submissive), act of polishing someone's leather boots/shoes. The boot blacker may carry a kit with him/her to shine the leather, or they may use their own spit.

Boot party 

The act of two or more people relentlessly kicking an individual with steal toe boots.
"If we see that pedophile back in our neighborhood he will be warmly welcomed with a boot party."
Boot party by Dick Fitzwelllll March 14, 2017

Boot Gang 

Take stuff without permission, pretty much just steal but with your homies in a gang sorta way.
Zach: we gotta boot gang my stuff back.
Homies: let's go.
Boot Gang by Tipptopcanning September 18, 2017

boot sale 

(n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay
I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.
boot sale by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

boot shitily

The supreme saying that goes above all others, no one quite understand it's true meaning but "ay" boot shitily
Me: boot shitily
Person: :/
Friend: :)))
boot shitily by Me_the_one February 21, 2020