squirrels

The coolest animal to ever walk the planet. They are going to talke over the world one day,they are our masters.

maria: what is a squirrel?

fred: only the coolest animal ever man.

maria: cool dude, i'm going to go join the squirrel club and do something that will help all squirrels everywhere.

fred: nice.

by Wayne Cambell December 21, 2006

Squirrels

A provident "drug user" according to William S. Burroughs 1966 book "Naked Lunch"

"Provident junkies known as squirrels, keep stashes against a bust."

by neomaya October 09, 2009

Squirrelling

The act of stuffing both of a guy's nuts in your mouth while going down on him.

I like squirrelling a guy so that my cheeks puff out and I can't talk.

by ChippendaleSquirrel August 19, 2009

SQUIRREL!

A random word that is shouted during intense conversation.

(From the movie Up)

So today, SQUIRREL! i ate some chips.

by s.rose January 01, 2010

squirreling

When during the act of sexual intercourse, the man places his testicles into the woman's anus, thus "squirreling" his nuts away for the winter.

"Oh man, I was totally squirreling your mom last night!"

by Nut T. Squirrel October 03, 2007

Squirrel

Code word for "gay" men. Squirrels like nuts, so do "gay" men. Squirrels have the bent wrist syndrome, so do some "gay" men.

Instead of a gay friend saying "Hey GURL hey!" to his gay bestie, he says "HEY SQUIRREL HEY!".

Mike: HEY SQUIRREL HEY!
Matt: Hey SQUIRREL! Your looking FABULOUS today!

Johnny: I can't crack this nut, sometimes its not easy knowing if someone is a "squirrel". He might be a flying squirrel, not a prancer.
Chad: Tsk tsk. Yeah he might be hibernating in his tree.

by kozmatic February 18, 2011

Squirrels

Customers in a retail store that are ampt up on drugs and their speech and behaviors are very fast, frenzied, and unpredictable.

Keep an eye out on the couple of squirrels in the clearance section.

by mz.tamara March 26, 2010