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Pepsi Party

What underage individuals have when there is no access to alcoholic beverages due to adult presence. Especially at employee Christmas parties.
{Matt walks in to room with a beer in hand and notices two young boys drinking Coca-Cola}
Matt: What are you guys having a little Pepsi Party over here??

{All other adults laugh hysterically}
{Young boys hang heads in shame}
Pepsi Party by Jamal Rakens July 26, 2012
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Pionel Pepsi 

Washed up pen merchant that is said to have haunted relegation clubs like Eibar and Mallorca. Currently farming in the Uber Eats league but is finished and only has 2 goals this season. Known to ghost on big game occasions such as his missed penalty against Chile in the Copa America 2016 final and in the 2014 World Cup final against Germany. Finished player who played for a finished club for most of his career. He is most recently found missing pens in the champions league against Real Madrid.
Me: Grandpa, who is Pionel Pepsi?

Grandfather: Never speak of his name again - he is a washed up dwarf pen merchant who only scores against shite teams like Bolivia and Eibar
Pionel Pepsi by FuckRuiCosta February 21, 2022
Adj. Dead. Turn the Pepsi logo upside down and it reads as "isded". Has become synonymous with "dieded" on 9gag.
After witnessing a horrific car crash video, many commenters asked, "Pepsi?"
Pepsi by PCNewInTown May 19, 2021

Crystal Pepsi 

A now extinct beverage offered by the pepsi corporation in the early 90's that was delicious. Came in flavors of regular, diet and citrus.
Crystal Pepsi - where did we go wrong???
Crystal Pepsi by JenThe80'sFan October 18, 2003

Pepsi Man 

A celestial being capable of destroying the entire multiverse by just thinking about it, a being so immensely powerful that it cannot grow weaker despite age. A being so absolutely woke that it cannot even conceptionlise sexuality or genders. A celestial being that can memorize the first 100,000 digits of pi, a being that can commit tax fraud and destroy the economy without them knowing a single fucking thing of it, a being so fast that whenever he has sex he can impregnate 2073 individuals by just 0.79 seconds. A being so attractive that it makes Chad look like the weakest individual on the planet.

In simple words, Pepsi Man is the ultimate being ever known to exist.
Pope: Let us pray now, brothers.. pray that he is watching... pray that our lord Pepsi man is watching... pray that he will give us strength, knowledge, and freedom. Let us pray, my brothers!

Pepsi Man: the fuck they doing over there.

peepscarf 

niqab, Full face veil as named in The Big Fat Quiz of the Year 2006 by Noel Fielding
"Whats the propper name for a full face veil: peepscarf"
peepscarf by ediXo December 29, 2007

Pepsiless 

When you buy a Pepsi and someone takes it and drinks all of it right in front of you. You are now pepsiless.
I drank my friend’s Pepsi and now he is PEPSILESS.
Pepsiless by GaggleForf November 29, 2018