by Bridgebay April 15, 2023
by grimmy4life June 20, 2022
Female: "Jonathan, your nards keep slapping against my ass cheeks!"
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."
Jonathan: "Sorry, baby girl. Shit happens."
by Invisibleclit June 12, 2022
by Flash2557 September 10, 2017
Nard is a person who is closely associated with blanket master. A "Nard" stays up all day and night wishing to be the blanket master but is only a bitch to the blanket master. A "Nard" sets up a time for the blanket master and sits in the corner and watches while naked. 2 inch wiener as well.
by Jerry bo October 17, 2020
A term used typically to describe someone as a testicle. If someone calls you a nard, immediately slap that bitch, because when someone calls you a nard, they are trying to post up as the cool kids say along with their dumb squad of fuckboy baked vegetable looking asses.
Bill Cosby: "YOU NARD!"
Jerry Sandusky: "C'mon..... I barely touched that kid man.... why you gotta hate bro??"
Jerry Sandusky: "C'mon..... I barely touched that kid man.... why you gotta hate bro??"
by Succulent Eggroll On A Stick June 10, 2018