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When an adult jumps in the shower with a pre adolescent male and proceeds to bear hug them from behind.
Timmy: Why so glum today Jimmy?
Jiimmy: Coach just gave me a Jerry Sandusky.

Timmy: Bummer
by emgarsh November 09, 2011
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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and acne? Acne waits until you're 12 before it comes all over your face.
Ouch! I didn't think it would hurt to take a shower. Jerry Sandusky has a bigger dick than Father O'Malley
by chimpsmirk November 07, 2011
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By far the sickest fuck known to man. Former Penn State coach and defensive coordinator who over years used his charity for young boys and clout withing the Penn State athletic community to commit heinous acts against a series of young boys and teens. His antics included anally raping them (in Penn State locker room facilities), and forcing boys to perform sex acts on himself/receive sex acts from him on overnite trips, in his house, his car, educational institutions, etc.
Jerry Sandusky is days away from suicide.

My boy bet me $20 that Jerry Sandusky will kill himself before hes killed in jail.

Jerry Sandusky is the gayest, sickest old fuck I can possibly imagine. What a fag this dude is.
by Snach_Crusher November 07, 2011
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Someone who is over 25 and who fucks (or tries to fuck) kids under 15.
Ryan Mcloone, my gym teacher at south arbor charter academy,in michigan,is a jerry sandusky.
by mwiz March 03, 2015
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