An Isp that never had any quality and still doesnt have any quality built into it. Tends to be used by people that know nothing about computers, but they think using AOL makes them computer literate. The cd spamming of their product they do through the mail is a whole different story. They make great coasters, and are often addressed to dead relatives.
Thats the 12th AOL cd addressed to my dead great grandmother.
by whuh? November 14, 2004
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An ISP which people who have no clue about computers get and then think they are the coolest people around. Very few people like AOL. Also a company that likes to spam inboxes and mailboxes with ads and trial cds. Most definitions said below this definition are true.
This "lawyer" is most likely just some lonley person who is obssesed with AOL. You can't sue free speech.
by Tom December 22, 2004
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AOL, or America Online. A very friendly virus that destorys your computer without you even realizing it. Masked as an ISP with chatrooms, e-mail, Instant Messenger, etc. Will completely destroy your computer within a matter of years if left to do it's business. Will also corrupt and drain your mind of all rational thoughts. Classified as Dangerous.
First week: man, AOL is so awesome.
Second Month: man, AOL is so awesome
second year: uhhhh. U AOL, me... me. Rawrrrrr!!
by idioticidioms April 18, 2008
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ashcroft online.

where ALL aol internet traffic gets routed through various transparent government and NSA servers before being released to the wider internet.
by TV sucks November 21, 2004
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America Online, one of the most well-known Internet Service Providers (ISPs) with email, chat, and entertainment services, that became unpopular due to bad customer service and policies.
What is your ISP? Mine is AOL.
by jennieblue22 April 14, 2009
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An Internet Service Provider that most think is not good. There are many definitions on this website that negatively reflect it. It is alright for the users who are very computer illiterate but for the rest, it is horrible. There is a lawyer apparently representing AOL that is going to sue urban dictionary for all the "hateful" statements. I have put what they have said in the example.
A user said this is hateful: "I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."

see also. AOHell, aol
by the anarchist November 12, 2004
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AOL is a fucking joke, every now and again you will see this in the Quality Control box...

"I am a lawyer representing the company which this individual has said untruthful statements against. I am recommending you remove all anti-AOL, as a matter of fact all AOL, America Online, or any other names people come up with or within 14 days I will be placing a lawsuit against this website for closure due to slander against the AOL company. AOL did not request this, they had enough employees..."
Dear moron posing as an AOL lawyer:

Do you honestly think AOL cares about this dictionary? This site allows people to express free speach, DUH!

To all people who use Urban Dictionary.com:

If you see this moron posting the above, then simply say "IT STAYS." Don't let this fuckwad bully us out of free speech!
by druss01uk October 8, 2004
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