poot

a poot is a pussy toot

did that bitch just poot?
awwwww dude!! she just pooted on my dick!!!

by santa kloz March 3, 2008

poot

a word to describe your sisters.

I swear, that Faythie, Linda Gail, Shannie, Beckster and Janet are poots! (could also be poot blossoms depending on your mood)

by Joycie Gaye June 19, 2006

poot

to make sweet and sensual love to a woman
to have sex with

I am trying to poot with that
I would poot
yo girl, let me poot

by Greg Gosselin November 29, 2007

poot

a term used to describe a bitch or a mean person: also to describe someone who is just gay or stupid

someone else: "i hate you, you smell bad!!"
me: "shut up you poot!"

by henry hennessy February 14, 2004

poot

And old english term for a retarded child or one having any sort of disability

"yo man, i fucked this blind poot"

"fucking poot broke his walker"

by EXPLOSIVE ICED TEA November 21, 2003

poon poot

Forced air expelled from the vaginal cavity. Queef or vaginal flatulence.

Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"

by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

porpoise poot

The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .

When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016