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optionalistic 

Adjective applied to a student who tries to get out of a summer homework assignment by "thinking" it was optional.
It rarely works but might get you permission to hand the assignment in late.
Teacher, "Where is your summer book report?"
Student, "Uhh... I thought that was optional."
Teacher, "How optionalistic of you."
optionalistic by joesk84ever June 26, 2009
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ass options 

When a man has various women that he can hook up with
especially used when the man has a girlfriend or is traveling to a new city where old friends live
Man, Fred has some serious ass options during his week long trip to New York.
ass options by Ellis Davis January 10, 2008
A retarded opinion
Usually used by 3rd grade *soft n words*
Re: Did you hear Obama's opinion?
Tard: Don't you mean opion?
Opion by BluAsh July 13, 2019

internet options

savior of all teens who searches porno
screw norton, just gotta internet options and u can clear ur history and cookies in a click

Friends with options 

Those that are in a mutual and often platonic friendship where sex might be incorporated but is not based on the necessity or expectation of sex. A situation in where sex occurs because of a friendship, not a relationship that occurs because of sex. Not to be confused with Friends with Benefits, or screw buddies.
Friends with options could be two people who might have known each other years and while they care about each other, have no romantic feelings for each other. While there might be a mutual physical attraction, the sex is based on a certain level of trust and friendship. Marital or relationship status is not a concern, because the sex is often recreational more so than emotional. Even if it occurred only once, the friendship would remain intact (unless it was bad), but there is an understanding that it could happen again without expectation.

opionion 

During a conversation regarding music, Jessica and I ran into a misspelled version of opinion. However it can be used when cooking or food shopping. When searching for the perfect or optimal onion, you want to seek out the opionion.
"While shopping for chili ingredients, we were looking for a yellow onion. Atop the pile, glowing with it's healthy colour and firmness sat the opionion."
opionion by Nils Finnsson November 22, 2005