(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.
(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.
by hellomynameisloca December 22, 2018
a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want 🤦🏾 ♂️
also a knights radiant #ifykyk
also a knights radiant #ifykyk
by kalekholin November 24, 2021
annoying girl who is very weird . she is a celebrity and no one knows her . underground artist / singer . she raps as well
by therealgoobygoober September 13, 2020
Kale is a loud and happy person. Who does things around friends that would never cross his mind in front of his parents.
by My name is sissy January 13, 2022