7 definitions by Skippy von Butters

Scotty Thotty Hottie Body

(N.) Someone who is very attractive and is very good at seducing others.

“Look over there. Is that a Scotty Thotty Hottie Body?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Squimer

(N.) a guy who squirms around and screams whenever he busts a nut

“I was with a guy last night, but it turns out that he was a squimer”
“Yikes”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Atomic Dump

(N.) the biggest shit ever made. The atomic dump hurts when coming out, and is usually after eating spicy food. It smells so bad that anyone within a mile passed out.

“Oh, man what’s that smell?”
“Ew it smells like an atomic dump, there’s an Indian restaurant right there”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.

“Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.

“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Bulgarian Clam Stomper

(V.) the act of fucking someone from Bulgaria, while acting like a clam, by opening and closing one’d body parts (legs, arms, toes, fingers, ass)

“Bro I did Bulgarian Clam Stomper with her with my fingers while fucking last night”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018

Lifted Corn Crusher

(V.) The act of shoving a long wooden rod such as a broom handle in a person’s asshole and twisting the rod up and twisting the rod up and down re-enacting crushing corn with a mortar and pestle.

“You see that girl over there, would you do the lifted corn crusher to her?”

by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018