Sketchy Pizza 

When Michael Jordan had the memorable "Flu Game" the night before the team was hanging out and ordered a pizza, playing in Utah, the fans would do whatever they could to wreck MJ before the game, so a 5 guys showed up at the door to deliver the pizza which they had spit all over to give MJ the flu.

Guy 1: Yo I'm feeling kinda shaky after those 5 guys delivered the pizza last night.
Guy 2: I told you bro, that reminded me of the MJ sketchy pizza.

Sketchy Pizza by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015

sketchy chinese software 

Free games, MP3s, unlocked paid software or other not-so-legit software downloaded from a website written in Chinese. You can usually find these in YouTube descriptions or shady blogs, promising hacks and bonuses such as free in-app purchases for games, but these apps usually contain viruses and/or adware.

Andy: I downloaded sketchy Chinese software to hack a game and now my phone is full of ads!
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.

sketchy chinese software by Gearzein April 20, 2018

Sketchy Ventura 

adj.

Someone in a position of power either due to their title or general physical strength that is acting abnormal enough to make one feel unsafe or uncomfortable in their presence.

Derived from a play on words in reference to Jesse Ventura, the 38th Governor of Minnesota and former wrestler of the WWF and the word Sketchy.

Bill: How did the meeting go?
Ted: Great, until Mr. Rickard went all Sketchy Ventura on me.
Bill: What happened?
Ted: He started sword fighting himself with his pen, while humming the old school Batman theme during my presentation on last quarter.

A great cinematic example of this would be Mr. Lumberg's dealings with Milton in Office Space.

Sketchy Ventura by Rooks December 14, 2008

Sketchy Mike 

A person under the influence of a bean. He or she may appear unable to relax.

Sketchy Mikes may ask questions like:

“Do you like mayonnaise?”
“What is the capital of Wyoming?”

Sketchy Mikes can be found asleep on a floor.
Sketchy Mikes are not dangerous.

Sketchy Mike by SketchyMike November 2, 2017

sketchy bastard 

1. Someone who is constantly coming up with excuses for why he can never make it to anything he has planned to do.

2. Someone who emits a feeling of uneasiness and is hard to fully trust, either due to past experience, reputation, or just plain being sketchy.

1. Man, that Daniele guy is always telling me about how he has to spend time family bonding or how he has to do something else right before he's supposed to show up somewhere, he's such a sketchy bastard!

2. Garret is always making me uneasy, he just has that reputation of never following through with anything, guess he's just a sketchy bastard.

sketchy bastard by Clutch Pro June 1, 2010

sketchy creeper

somebody very weird and creepy, aka, courtney hobgood. enough said

"i was walking down the street and a girl in the back alley said 'come here little boy, lets have some fun' and it was none other than the infamous courtney hobgood" that is what a sketchy creeper would do

sketchy creeper by sketchysketch January 6, 2009

Sketchy Bizz 

A bad situation to be in.

"Dude! That cop is Sketchy Bizz"

Sketchy Bizz by yourlocaldrummer January 15, 2009