12 definitions by Rooks

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An area where the probability of being sexually violated is increased tenfold. These areas are generally dimly lit and secluded. Similar to a WiFi hotspot, but rather than having the convenience of wireless internet access you have the inconvenience of potential spontaneous molestation.
I have to walk through rapesville to get to the liquor store but it's usually worth it.
by Rooks February 01, 2008

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An Excel spreadsheet with no redeeming value, it's purpose was to provide data but all it creates is confusion and frustration.
Bill: Do you have the forecasts for next week's production?
Ted: No, the data Rufus sent is horrible. All of it was on one ridiculous spreadshit. I asked him if he knew what a column was. He said he just finished reading one in the newspaper.
Bill: I can't believe he still works here.
Ted: The worst part is I have 400 rows worth of data in one merged cell. I don't even know how he managed that.
by Rooks January 24, 2008

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The sensation you get when you realize you've just typed www.google.com in the address bar when you are already on Google. The same sensation can apply to many other websites.
I really need to change my homepage because there's no breaking the habit. I've deja googled seven times and it's not even fucking lunch.
by Rooks January 19, 2008

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Having no evident ties or support for any political party, event or system. Lacking interest in or desire for politics.
Bill: Hey dude when are they going to elect the new President?
Ted: What? Is there an election?
Bill: Yeah, you might have heard it on the news, all the drama between Obama and Clinton?
Ted: Who?
Bill: Nevermind I forgot you were completely apolitical.
by Rooks June 30, 2008

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The most common sugar and cream combination for coffee from Tim Hortons. Two creams and two sugars. Perfection in a paper cup.
Drive Through Person: Welcome to Tim Hortons, how can I help you?
Patron: Yea, can I get a Medium Double Double?
Drive Through Person: Yes, will that be all?
Patron: Yea.
Drive Through Person: Thank you, please drive through.
by Rooks January 25, 2008

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To look out for and guard a particular area from thieves. The area does not need to contain especially valuable items. A common task usually delegated to a friend when having a house party, also the primary responsibility for mall security personnel.
Hey Bill, I need you to be on gypsy watch tonight, last time I had a house party my fondue set went missing. Make sure it doesn't happen again.
by Rooks November 05, 2007

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The turn of the millennium equivalent to the cliche nostalgia of hardships experienced in youth.
Bill Sr. To Bill Jr.: Son when I was your age I had to walk 10 miles, in the snow, uphill in pajamas just to get to school.

Bill Jr to Bill The 3rd: Son I lived Before Google (B.G.) so when I was your age I had to go to the library for information, only to find out the book I needed was already borrowed.
by Rooks January 08, 2010

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