de-moobing

The process of taking exercise in an attempt to reduce the amount of fat on a man's chest. Burning off calories and strength training to reduce visible man boobs, or moobs.

"What are you up to tomorrow night?"
"Just de-moobing down the gym"

"Did a military fitness session. Great for de-moobing"

by Jeremy The Superb May 10, 2009

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IPA Moobs

Man boobs created as a result of imbibing many IPAs.

Cool Guy 1: "Eric's moobs are really coming along. He appears to be almost a C cup now."

Cool Guy 2:"His secret is imbibing IPAs. Did you know the hops in IPAs have lots of phytoestrogen? Eric really has great IPA Moobs."

by ericstaunlich April 23, 2019

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Moob ache

When man boobs cause pain to the side of the body, symptoms can include pain when laughing, sneezing or getting up to find the remote. Can be commonly mistaken for pectoral strain, although when lack of said muscle is exhibited, this can be ruled out.

greg: "ooww I think I hurt myself, stop making me laugh"
amy: "what have you done, gentle sir?"
greg: "I have strained my pectorials"
*looks at greg*
amy: "no, its definatley moob ache"

by fairyamykins123 December 9, 2010

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Tube Moob

Droopy man boobs that, when packed into a too-tight shirt, create a uniboob across a guy's chest.

"That dude should NOT wear Under Armour shirts! It's SO tight it makes his moobs look like a Tube Moob!"
"Check out Home Boy's Tubey Moob - it looks like a uniboob sausage across his chest!"

by cool-chick-a-rama June 14, 2013

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Moob Greaser

A fat man with large man boobs that eats at greasy fastfood restaurants several times a day and usually has many bowel problems consisting of grease leaking out of his anus uncontrollably.

Damn, Harold is such a moob greaser. He ate Taco Bell, Hardees, and KFC today and he locked himself in the bathroom for 40 minutes after greasing his drawers.

by Drudahomo May 29, 2008

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