Jank

could be used instead of sick

meant as a compliment or an insult

MATE THAT IS WELL EFFING JANK INIT

by shreypreet, mehrinder, nadiarr May 12, 2010

janked

Unpleasant looking; Ugly

Fuck, I look janked today.

by yobabyyobabyyo August 8, 2006

jank it

v.t. - to beat off; yet another term for male masturbation. The term "jank" is a portmanteau of jerk off or jack off and wank or yank or spank. It is often used in the context of derogatory accusation, or as a metaphor for dawdling/wasting time.

I think he went to go jank it one more time before our road trip.

Come on, Dave! Quit janking it and play poker! Call or Fold!

Oh yeah, Eric was totally janking it. I just don't know how anyone could be so horny that they would want to masturbate in a porta-potty.

by Bad Paul August 20, 2008

janke

adjective describing an individual who is considered at the time to be the 'life of the party'. implies ridiculous mannerisms

'that drunk guy dancing on the table is so janke'

by Robert Lewis Marley August 20, 2008

Janke

Being of or pertaining to extreme drunken behavior.

"Wow man, I can't even remember last night but I guess I pulled some seriously janke shit."

by Stacey P. March 9, 2008

Jank

A particular situation, location, outfit, meal, or anything of an unusual or suspicious nature.

I stopped to get something to eat today on my way home from work. The carpet was stained, there were holes in the seats and our waitress didn't have any teeth. It was so jank.

My sister colored her hair with Easter Egg Dye because she ran out of hair color. That's jank!

by CamMan February 22, 2013

janke

Confuses ambition and drive with being a cunt.

Stop being such a janke.

by c-unt May 19, 2004