homework

A slimy piece of shit the teacher scoops out of their ass, and then throws it to the class.
The homework will expect you to do tons of shit that won't even do anything to benefit you.

Friend: Wanna hang out later?
Me: No, I have this fucking slimy shit they call "homework."

by disgusting_toenail_clippings November 25, 2016

homework

An assignment that teachers give their students as a form of nightly torture. It gets worse as you get older, and can range between 20mins and 5 hours a day. The teachers who give it don't give a crap about you and your personal life, even though some of them claim they do.

The government should abolish homework.

by hioagnvuhsbora September 3, 2016

homework

poison that kills students: homework
if you snooze you loose: don't get homework done
if you don't snooze you still loose: built up sleep deprivation

homework: automatic anger increase system

I'm going to die from my pile of homework

by dead-with-home-work May 2, 2017

homework

the way teachers find out how smart your parents are

homework

by flostrich king October 15, 2019

homework

Homework a messed up way for teachers to lay extra work on ur back when they don't bloody realise u have better things to do then do 5 bloody hours of rubbish every week

Homework is due next week
My Mind
Reminder to self : Enjoy Your Weekend Then Doing A Space Project You Did In Year 3 Too

by LifeInTheRealBoots May 14, 2016

homework

Life's way of kicking us in the ass.

Girl: Aww man, I have so much homework!
Friend: Dude, you had half an hour. I had 8 hours.

by soyeahprettymuch November 20, 2013

homework

Hours
Of
My
Evening
Wasted
On
Ridiculous
Knowledge

"Why are you not coming over today?"

"Because I want to die."

"Why?"

"Homework."

by guy who hates school October 29, 2019