homework

only done at home, but teachers don't think...what if you don't have a home? what if you live in the janitors closet? Nope, you must have a home if you go to school, but maby you ran away in hopes of getting away from homework because you wouldn't have to do homework if you didn't have a home but your teachers don't know that because if you told them you'de have to go talk to a guidance councellor and no on wants to do that so instead you lie and sleep in the janitors closet at school and eat food from the cafeteria abd no one ever knows.

I hate homework

by why do i have to do this1234 October 30, 2018

homework

poison that kills students: homework
if you snooze you loose: don't get homework done
if you don't snooze you still loose: built up sleep deprivation

homework: automatic anger increase system

I'm going to die from my pile of homework

by dead-with-home-work May 2, 2017

homework

A slimy piece of shit the teacher scoops out of their ass, and then throws it to the class.
The homework will expect you to do tons of shit that won't even do anything to benefit you.

Friend: Wanna hang out later?
Me: No, I have this fucking slimy shit they call "homework."

by disgusting_toenail_clippings November 25, 2016

homework

Hours
Of
My
Evening
Wasted
On
Ridiculous
Knowledge

"Why are you not coming over today?"

"Because I want to die."

"Why?"

"Homework."

by guy who hates school October 29, 2019

homework

H alf
O f

M y

E nergy

W asted

O n

R andom
K nowledge

homework stands for : half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

by the missing sock in the wash November 4, 2019

homework

Half
Of
My
Energy
Wasted
On
Random
Knowledge

homework?ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppphhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no one needs homework.....

by LivingDictionary101 August 21, 2018

homework

A system clearly created by the most brained-damaged person to ever exist, but I guess most teachers have brain damage, as in my school they have this one way system that makes all the quickest stairways inaccessible, and another that ends up giving you only 5 minutes to eat at lunch. So I guess teachers love wasting your time, and there's no break in the pattern with Homework, as even though you just spent 6 whole hours at a building you don't even want to go to that is dedicated to work, somehow, theres work left for you to do at home. So wait, there's a building dedicated to work, so why the fuck is work being done at home? Do it in the building made for working, not in your own free time! We could have been having fun. Homework is also the bane of all kids with strict parents, as they will have to finish that extra long homework meant to be done over two weeks, all in one hour.

Fun fact: The average person spends 1 year of their life doing homework in total. 1 whole year you'll never get back.

Example of the impact of homework:

Jimmy, do your homework now or I'll unplug your gaming machine thing.
It's an Xbox mom, And I can't right now because I'm playing an online game!
Pause it!
I can't pause it mom, It's an ONLINE. GAME.
Don't get bitchy with me! You'll pause that game and you'll finish your homework right now!
It's my work so leave me to do it!
FUck u son.

by SolgaleoGaming (Youtube) February 13, 2017