homework

Life's way of kicking us in the ass.

Girl: Aww man, I have so much homework!
Friend: Dude, you had half an hour. I had 8 hours.

by soyeahprettymuch November 20, 2013

homework

the way teachers find out how smart your parents are

homework

by flostrich king October 15, 2019

homework

Homework a messed up way for teachers to lay extra work on ur back when they don't bloody realise u have better things to do then do 5 bloody hours of rubbish every week

Homework is due next week
My Mind
Reminder to self : Enjoy Your Weekend Then Doing A Space Project You Did In Year 3 Too

by LifeInTheRealBoots May 14, 2016

homework

Hours
Of
My
Evening
Wasted
On
Ridiculous
Knowledge

"Why are you not coming over today?"

"Because I want to die."

"Why?"

"Homework."

by guy who hates school October 29, 2019

homework

H alf
O f

M y

E nergy

W asted

O n

R andom
K nowledge

homework stands for : half of my energy wasted on random knowledge.

by the missing sock in the wash November 4, 2019

homework

An assignment that teachers give their students as a form of nightly torture. It gets worse as you get older, and can range between 20mins and 5 hours a day. The teachers who give it don't give a crap about you and your personal life, even though some of them claim they do.

The government should abolish homework.

by hioagnvuhsbora September 3, 2016

homework

A combination of child labour and unpaid overtime. Often used by sadistic teachers, especially that one maths teacher who gives 2 hours worth of algebra homework.

fuck homework

by not_dover_ben January 29, 2020