8 definitions by TheRealSlamB36

homework

what you should be doing right now

i am not an idiot. you know what homework is. now stop wasting your time on urban dictionary and get back to it.

by TheRealSlamB36 May 11, 2020

karen

a white, middle-aged, suburban, egotistical, usually racist lady who has a low tolerance for other people and has a thing for managers

starbucks employee: "ma'am please have your dog wait outside while you order"

karen: "eXcuSe mE, this is my emotionaL suppOrT aNiMaL"

starbucks employee: "ma'am i'm really sorry, it's store policy"

karen: "that's very diSresPecTfuL of you to say YOUNG MAN! CAN I SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER??"

by TheRealSlamB36 February 2, 2021

byob

bring your own broccoli

make sure to stop at the local organic farmers market on your way to jessica's vegan party, it's byob.

by TheRealSlamB36 May 11, 2020

Honor

Something zuko wants

mY hOnoR

by TheRealSlamB36 December 5, 2020

urban dictionary

a dictionary website that used to be useful but is now only used by teens who are procrastinating.

person 1: what r u doing rn
person 2: i'm bored so i'm looking at random definitions on urban dictionary
person 1: k have fun nErd

by TheRealSlamB36 February 11, 2020

pushup

something I can't do

PE teacher: "get ready for the pushup fitness test"
me: "can we do knee pushups?"
PE teacher: *looks at me like I'm insane* "uhh... no..."
me: *gets down on mat, now looking stupid*
PE teacher: "ready, set, go!"
me: *does 2 half pushups before collapsing*
me: *continues to lie facedown looking dumb af, waiting for the other kids to finish so I can leave*

this is a true story

by TheRealSlamB36 May 14, 2020

So I am confushun

Reference to a vine that went viral, the phrase is used when someone is very confused.

The full vine goes like this:

"So I am confUshun! Why is this one KANSAS, but this one is not ar-KANSAS?!? AMERICA, EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARKENSAW?!?!?!

"This is your math homework: all you have to do is find the square root of the cubic root of x to the fifth power plus half of y divided by z and then multiply the whole thing by y.

ME: "So I am confUshun!"

by TheRealSlamB36 October 21, 2018