santos

santos. san-tohs
verb.

Lying. Excessive lying. Any and every kind of lying. Usually used for personal gain but also lying when there's no reason to lie.

Don't santos me. I know you're not Jew-ish.

by davidhunternyc February 6, 2023

Santo

Santo loves girls with big dick,

He is interesting only in 7 years old girls

and everything he says is true.

Santo is used by his friends

by Sakhs November 21, 2021

Santo

Its santo not santa claus.

Santo is very good at looking at your ass and is famous with 13 years old girls

Santo is used by his friends

by Sakhs November 20, 2021

finn dillon likes giovonna santos

finn likes giovonna

finn likes her

who

Giovanna of course

finn dillon likes giovonna santos?

yea!

by jakenut December 5, 2021

rodrigo santos dick

Big dick energy and the energy isn’t a lie

You have a Rodrigo Santos dick

by Rodrigo Santos dick July 20, 2020

Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.

Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"

by John Wicks Dad August 25, 2023

To go Santos on

To lie extremely

The republican party is about to go Santos on the nation.

by TheLiberalist January 18, 2023