Some shitty mc. shit shit 10 year olds that are too lazy to buy their own furni and coins. I had 3 hands of furni an dit tok me liek a fking year to have all that furni. Then 4 months later, some shitface habbo hacker hacks account, deletes my rooms and steals my hands of furni. AND I HAD FUCKING RAREZ TOO. DUMB HABBO HACKERZ. HACKERZ CAN GO FUCK THEMSELVES.AND THE THING ABOUT SULAKE IS THAT THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU LOS EYOUR FURNI OR NOT. THEY'L JUST TELL YOU TO BUY MORE FUCKIGN FURNI. HABBO IS SO GAY, AND I QUIT IT.
Me: Yay! After 3 years of workign for furni, i have loads of furni. I even have a smila tower castle.
*nighttime that same day*
Shitface 10 year old: Whee, I finally got on taytay02new's account. I'm gonna steal all her furni!
*next day*
Me: Oh my God! where's my rooms! Where's my furni?!
My cocksucker friends wouldn't even want to donate shit. Only like two people were gonna donate. One even offered me her account. Anywayz back to the script.
Me: (Writing CFH call for help: Someone stole my furniture.
Soem shitface Hobba: We can't help you, don't give out your password!
HELLO. I NEVER GAVE OTU MY PASSWORD. WOULDN'T HABBO BE SO MUCH BETTER IF HOBBAS GOT OFF THEIR LAZY AZZES AND DID SOME WORK? I MEAN LIKE, TRY TO ATLEAST FIDN OUT WHO STOLE THE FURNI!
I hate habbo :P
And I hate habbo hackers even more >:(
*nighttime that same day*
Shitface 10 year old: Whee, I finally got on taytay02new's account. I'm gonna steal all her furni!
*next day*
Me: Oh my God! where's my rooms! Where's my furni?!
My cocksucker friends wouldn't even want to donate shit. Only like two people were gonna donate. One even offered me her account. Anywayz back to the script.
Me: (Writing CFH call for help: Someone stole my furniture.
Soem shitface Hobba: We can't help you, don't give out your password!
HELLO. I NEVER GAVE OTU MY PASSWORD. WOULDN'T HABBO BE SO MUCH BETTER IF HOBBAS GOT OFF THEIR LAZY AZZES AND DID SOME WORK? I MEAN LIKE, TRY TO ATLEAST FIDN OUT WHO STOLE THE FURNI!
I hate habbo :P
And I hate habbo hackers even more >:(
by CrankThatBatman April 29, 2008
Unlike all these other people I think Habbo Hotel is fun on a boring day. It's basically a virtual hotel where you can create your own people called habbos and chat with others. I do agree though that they rip you off for your money, so instead of buying furni I spend my time doing mazes. Which is quite entertaining to me. I also think that habbo hotel is full of little 11 and 12 yr olds and that does get annoying. But all in all if you find something on habbo you like then its not so bad.
kid:HI ASL?
Me:Shut up im doing this maze.
kid:WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Me: I dont wish to talk to you. And could you stop with the capps?
kid:NO!
Me: Well, bye!
kid: WAIT! help me im stuck!
Me: Heh. x
Me:Shut up im doing this maze.
kid:WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM?
Me: I dont wish to talk to you. And could you stop with the capps?
kid:NO!
Me: Well, bye!
kid: WAIT! help me im stuck!
Me: Heh. x
by Mazeacholic July 26, 2005
Some_Random_Habbo:Hey! Look! Hes Got Loads Of Furni! How Do You Get Furni?
The_Other_Random_Guy: Buy Credits Of Course!
The_Other_Random_Guy: Buy Credits Of Course!
by .=.=3x=.=. June 10, 2005
A web based graphical chat room (NOT a game) where people (mostly children or people with the mental ages of children (it's hard to tell)) create human-like avatars called Habbos and hurl extremely badly spelt abuse at anyone with their own opinion: Anyone who hates football is "gay" and anyone who's habbo dresses in black is a "goth" (all true, didn't you know!?). Fun games to be played seem to be 1. Asking people to type their password on screen to win big prizes (such as the chance to lose their habbo) when it's obvious no text AT ALL shows up as an asterisk (except for an asterisk). 2. Impersonating another user by making a similar username when in reality it's obvious they're not alike. 3. (and this is a doozy) Asking people's Habbos out on a date with the reason that they think the other person's Habbo is "fit" which is ok if these people actually find small, emotionless pixellated cartoon characters "fit"...
Everyday occourance at Habbo Hotel:
<PERSON 1> "U R FIT, WANNA CYBR?"
<PERSON 2> "No, I don't know you"
<PERSON 1> "IM -NAME- WANNA CYBR"
<PERSON 2> "And? I don't know who you are"
<PERSON 1> "LOLLLZ, UR GAY U FUKN FREEK"
<PERSON 2> "Bye bye"
<PERSON 1> "U R FIT, WANNA CYBR?"
<PERSON 2> "No, I don't know you"
<PERSON 1> "IM -NAME- WANNA CYBR"
<PERSON 2> "And? I don't know who you are"
<PERSON 1> "LOLLLZ, UR GAY U FUKN FREEK"
<PERSON 2> "Bye bye"
by luke-the-luke October 7, 2006
a pathetic interactive hotel filled with chronic masturbators who touch them selves to star wars.
basically, it is a chat site where people buy membership which isnt benificial in any way and talk to other people who like playing with themselves.
basically, it is a chat site where people buy membership which isnt benificial in any way and talk to other people who like playing with themselves.
runescape meatspin.com habbo hotel
by longrod von hughen dong July 25, 2009
A Pretty Sad website for people with no life at all, who get ripped off for pixel furniture (furni), then give out their password to some random guy and lose it all.
Some people even get married on it, start a 'mafia' (or a cheap job), start casino's etc.....
And the creepiest thing of all? People on it pretending to be babies. Yes, thats right, you can 'adopt' people who dress like babies and say everything with a w in it.
Lame-ass teen: Will woo adwopt mwe?
Guy: Sure!
Lame-ass Teen: Its mwy bwirthdway give me furni
Guy: No.
Lame-ass Teen: Fwine Im gettin new parents who are rwich and gwive mwe fwurni!
Guy: Yeah you do that.
Lame-ass Teen: bobba you stupid bobba!
And these people even say stuff like 'Im 1 day old plz adopt me'. Yeah, a talking 1-day old.
Some people report emergencies, like them not having a 'bf'.
Your call for help has been sent!
MESSAGE FROM HOBBA: I'll be your super cool bf!!!!1!1!
Oh good god. The worst thing of all is the pretend violence.
See Below some of the most irritating stuff on habbo.
You can even buy furniture for it off eBay. For a ridiculous price, of course.
Thanks for reading and enjoy being ripped off by Sulake!
Some people even get married on it, start a 'mafia' (or a cheap job), start casino's etc.....
And the creepiest thing of all? People on it pretending to be babies. Yes, thats right, you can 'adopt' people who dress like babies and say everything with a w in it.
Lame-ass teen: Will woo adwopt mwe?
Guy: Sure!
Lame-ass Teen: Its mwy bwirthdway give me furni
Guy: No.
Lame-ass Teen: Fwine Im gettin new parents who are rwich and gwive mwe fwurni!
Guy: Yeah you do that.
Lame-ass Teen: bobba you stupid bobba!
And these people even say stuff like 'Im 1 day old plz adopt me'. Yeah, a talking 1-day old.
Some people report emergencies, like them not having a 'bf'.
Your call for help has been sent!
MESSAGE FROM HOBBA: I'll be your super cool bf!!!!1!1!
Oh good god. The worst thing of all is the pretend violence.
See Below some of the most irritating stuff on habbo.
You can even buy furniture for it off eBay. For a ridiculous price, of course.
Thanks for reading and enjoy being ripped off by Sulake!
l00ser: im a cop ur undur arrest!
l00ser2: no way *punches in face steelz gun shoots in head!!1!1!1!111!!!!!1!!!1*
l00ser: *dodges*
l00ser2: yoo cant dodge that u idiot!
Fake-baby: Iwn 1 month owld its my bwirthday can woo gwive mwe fwurni?
n00b: No, get a life. *stabs in neck*
Fake-baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa
PeRv: Hey wanna cyber?
Girl: Sure *takes top off shoves tits in mouth*
PeRv: Oooh yeah so good *sticks penis in your nose*
Girl: oh yeah soooooooooooooo good
PeRv: *has bobba all day and all night*
L00S3R: HABBO HOTEL IS T3H BESTESTEST! I SP3NT ALL MY MUNNY ONN IT!!!1!11!!!
l00ser2: no way *punches in face steelz gun shoots in head!!1!1!1!111!!!!!1!!!1*
l00ser: *dodges*
l00ser2: yoo cant dodge that u idiot!
Fake-baby: Iwn 1 month owld its my bwirthday can woo gwive mwe fwurni?
n00b: No, get a life. *stabs in neck*
Fake-baby: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaa
PeRv: Hey wanna cyber?
Girl: Sure *takes top off shoves tits in mouth*
PeRv: Oooh yeah so good *sticks penis in your nose*
Girl: oh yeah soooooooooooooo good
PeRv: *has bobba all day and all night*
L00S3R: HABBO HOTEL IS T3H BESTESTEST! I SP3NT ALL MY MUNNY ONN IT!!!1!11!!!
by -Joe- June 28, 2006
The worst fucking website on the whole fuckin internet!! I used to go on until I got addicted and realised that I had spent $450 on fucking pixels!! I'm gonna fucking sew Sulake the (mofo) who invented habbo! They make you pay for pixelated furniture!! They must be fucking swimming in money bcoz like 10 million people in the world, maybe more, spend their hard earned cash on buying fuckin pixels! Sulake has stooped really low!! Geez,some assholes will do anything for money!! They stooped low!!!
Habbo hotel is for assholes and pixel daters. People date pixels. Paedophiles have sex, known as cyber with girls!! DON'T EVER GO ON!! YOU WILL GET FUCKING ADDICTED AND BEFORE U KNOW IT, YOU'LL UNKNOWINGLY HAVE SPENT $100,000 ON BUYING FUCKIN PIXELS!!
by Ih8HabboHotel May 28, 2006