by MyWay2Fortune July 24, 2009
by Michael Bolton sucks March 26, 2004
A gambling house where millions of suckers part with their change, or their credit cards, or even their retirement savings, just for a chance to win that $2.5 million jackpot which will have a 1/987,150,666,074 chance of occuring in their lifetimes. Those poor folks should have remembered the Law of Large Numbers they learned in Statistics class, but they probably skipped class that day.
The one good thing about casinos is that the pawn shops right next to them usually have all sorts of neat, cheap shit that compulsive gamblers trade for some cash. I even got a Rolex watch for half the price of that in the mall.
by AYB July 30, 2003
“Hey, honey, let’s name our child a undeniably terrible name that has no value or decent meaning! What about CASINO?”
by Casinoes July 27, 2019
A place you go to to tip a large bucket of pennies down a drain and hope a flashing machine spits back millions of dollars.
by B-Drac August 2, 2003
by hayley.ex February 6, 2009
A place people go to unintentionally lose a buttload of money. The only game worth playing is blackjack cus it's the only game anyone can win at all at. Also a little known card game.
by Ed April 3, 2005