up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe

In serious trouble. Typically Australian version of "up the creek without a paddle."

When I reached for my credit card and found it was gone, I understood I was up shit's creek in a barbed-wire canoe.

by octopod August 25, 2004

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 18, 2006

A poor design or something that is in bad shape.

That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob

by Primitivebean March 15, 2022

she is an iconic youtube channel and the most iconic youtuber period

yo Iconic Barb’s Niece is lit

by bxkxoxjxjkxkddk August 4, 2021

when you put two figers and twist them up a ladies vagina

I barb wired montanna and she told me it hurt.

I live in Barb City