4 definitions by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras
Someone wading in a swimming pool, unconsciously shits themselves in the same manner as a hippopotamus does in the wild.
After seeing the emerging brown cloud in the water slowly expanding from behind his swim trunks, I concluded that old man was a real crapopotamus.
by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 11, 2021
That car looks like a hog's ass sewed up with barbed wire!
by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras February 8, 2020
by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras July 9, 2021
George thought he was slick to squeeze one off in the elevator not knowing he was on the way to Shartsville!
by MasterMMMaster Blkasteras March 5, 2019