hipster

Everything Samantha B. from springboro ohio does on the regular

Oh hey thats a hipster there because she's acting like Sam B. from springboro ohio regularly

by realtalk1112 May 21, 2012

Hipster

Hipsters come from affluent backgrounds, they form a part of the aristocracy: the bigotted, highbrow behavior toward others is tinged with Victorian-era, teleological world views, which is naturally a display of their position in the power relations within society. This statement is emblematic of this subculture in that in the process of attempting to distance themselves from their hereditary, privileged class group, nevertheless continue to exhibit a contemporary version of the same prejudice and exceptionalism which further buttress their position in the social power schema. This is why neighborhoods are often gentrified to accommodate to appeal for the hipster demographic.

Don't drive your '86 chevy over there, the hipsters will tell you how you should ride a bike or drive a hybrid instead.

by Gato Volador December 2, 2014

Hipster

elitist turds who think they are superior. ESPECIALLY in politics!

ALSO PROBABLY THE FIRST TO DIE IN AN APOCALYPTIC SITUATION

JACK: HEY, THAT GIRL I'VE BEEN DATING, LUNA, SHE IS A REAL BITCH, CALLED ME RACIST WHEN I SUPPORTED TRUMP.

LUKE: ICE DA BITCH! SHE'S A HIPSTER!

ROBERT: MY GIRLFRIEND HATES GUNS: SHOULD I DUMP HER:

JASON: YES! DUMP THE BITCH. IF YOU STAY WITH HER, YOU'D EITHER DIE IN A DISASTER SITUATION, OR HAVE ABANDON THE BITCH. BREAK IT OFF!!

by cockslap#1bitches June 3, 2016

Hipsters

There are no true hipsters because hipsters are mainstream and hipsters are against the mainstream.

Hipsters are to mainstream, so therefor I am not a hipster. Or maybe I am.

by wifeymaterial December 12, 2014

False Hipster

A person who enjoys the style of a hipster without having to be one.

"With those thick glasses, beard, beanie, and skinney jeans, Will looks like such a False Hipster."

by CjWolfman July 21, 2013

Hipster

A hipster is someone that always has something negative to say about the things you like, but will never tell you what they like.

A hipster never takes any risks, so as to avoid any potentially embarrassing or awkward moments. And yet they're the first ones to critique your actions, and tell you why you're wrong, what you should have done, followed by a story about how they did it so much better blah blah..

You never have anything positive to say about the movies I watch. Quit being a fucking hipster.

by panicstep June 1, 2018

Hipster

Someone who does whatever they love without a single care what other people think, They often have obscure or unknown hobbies or interests that Only make it to the mainstream audience decades after they do it first, they have a sense of fashion that only they and their tightly knit group of likeminded friends appreciate. They often possess Progressive or liberal viewpoints.

Media still portrays the textbook hipsters as the same skinny jeans, flannel, tiny beanie with doc martens vinyl collecting coffee drinking low testosterone male.

The modern hipster falls under the new blanket term “Alt” Or “Alternative” is someone with excessive piercings that often skates, has tacky tattoos, Listens to mac demarco, wear long jorts and single stitch shirts.

Trendhopper: Man i need a Nintendo 64 those are so cool now!

Hipster: I was playing the n64 while you were still using an iphone 4 its not as fun as you think

Trendhopper: Everyone has Birkenstock bostons i gotta get a pair!

Hipsters: You were still in the womb while i was rockin birks lil bro

by Gentledude January 16, 2023