so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy
"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*
by 6aXL September 30, 2020
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A Born Again bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock but who’s parents then marry.
Congrats, you’re now a born again bastard.
by MrsPez December 3, 2017
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The act of becoming a bastard through baptism.
“B was bastardized wasn’t he?” “Yep, can’t you tell by how much of an ass he is? They Must have held him under the bastard water for a long time.”
by BadBitchAstro June 24, 2021
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The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Never you mind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
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The look of red-faced, constipated anger that appears on normally quite quiet and placid people when exercising or playing sports.
Mrs Jones: Nevermind our Vinnie, Mavis. He’s like a little teddy bear off the pitch, that’s just his exercising bastard face.
by Fouloldron November 10, 2022
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A banny bastard is a annoying person who won't shut up about themsleves or if you want to insult an irish man but have nothing better to say it is an Irish term used by legit only one man (me)
Guy 1: oi fuck off

Guy 2: aye shut up ye banny bastard before I shiv ye
by Irish dumbasses in a new car February 21, 2022
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