Never go to one of his concerts if you mind being around masses of preppy white bitches.
I was horribly trifled at the Lil Wayne concert by the masses of Catholic School prep kids blasting terrible rap music and the extremely limited presence of brothas.
I had to take a few shots of 70-proof before I could tolerate it.
by kr1574 August 4, 2009
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1. One of the many reasons why teenagers do drugs.

2. A person whose dreadlocks make him look incredibly smelly and in need of a shower, desperately.

3. Someone who sings/raps/talks (whatever the hell Lil Wayne does) like a cat with 30 coat hangers stuck in his throat, the majority of which have been in your mothers no-no spot.

4. Somebody who probably has their Xbox Live gamertag something along the lines of "x420Weed4Lyfe420x"

5. Someone that makes you question whether their speaking English or not because their "more gooder grammar" makes you want to gouge your own eyes out and squeeze limes into the cavities of which they used to be in.
"Yo, you wanna Lil' Wayne it up with me and smoke some an obscene amount of weed?"

"DUDE take a shower, you're starting to Lil' Wayne."

"Wow stop singing dude, your voice is Lil' Wayne."

"Wow, I came over your house to play Xbox with you, and your gamertag is THAT Lil' Wayne?! I'm leaving."

2nd Grade English Teacher - "I'm sorry, but I had to give your grammar quiz an F."

You - "Ay, yo, why?"

English Teacher - "Because you're Lil' Wayne."
by xxFarmingtonxx October 21, 2010
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To take, steal or, otherwise deprive someone of their personal items, similar or, in comparison to the way that Lil' Wayne steals beats.
"Yo', Chris had a dope ass pair of Nike's; however, they no longer in his possession because, I Lil' Wayned that shit."
by Chris Szabo. October 27, 2007
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tha carter.
FIRST OFF, learn to spell THE , it's 3 letters for shit's sake.
wannabee rock star, worst lyrics mankind has ever witnessed. No talent, absolute garbage, for some reason people like him, very popular, "artist", for lack of a better word.

Worst thing that has ever happened to music, absolutley revolutling, gag worthy, pukefest, atrious mess. People that have no taste in music like him, and absolute embarssament to music, and to rap. He wouldnt make it past the auditions on American Idol, he wouldnt make it to the judges.

Absolutley repulsive.

& yes, i am white.
" "Lil Wayne,"'s cd went platinum"
"WTF? HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE"
" i dont know man, i'm loosing faith in music"
" me too, and people".
by raaay.123 March 9, 2010
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v: to steal / to be stolen or taken

to steal something in the same fashion that lil wayne steals beats.
dude1: hey, did you see that kids new car? that whip was hot.
dude2: fuck that, you know he lil wayned that shit.
by ghettostarchild October 8, 2007
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The best rapper alive, due to his highly versatile flow, his impressive freestyles, his ability to rap about anything, on any type of music (not all time to his advantage I admit ...), everybody sucks his dick (and I do not mean the fans), he works more than all those who hate, and he never claimed deliver a positive message or anything (he has always been "bling-bling" and claimed his love for the money, drugs ...). Moreover, the majority of its sounds are free, therefore we can not even say he is a miser.

But some people only knows Lollipop, or two or three shit about him, and thinks he just does/did that, like this, and those people creates violences and hates about it.

Compared to hip hop, it's sure that he is far from the archetype of perfect representative, but why would he?
He just says he raps better than anyone in the game, and nobody has achieved his performance, he works all the time.

By cons, to me, the most perfect of MC's isn't at all Weezy, it's Masta Ace (check "too young ^ ^) but it's just my fuckin' opinion. PEACE
Hater: Lil' wayne sucks, he kills the real hip-hop! :o

B-boy: Lol, Hip-hop was first based to do party, to have good times and all the shit, so what the fuck? :s
Any ways it's people who listen the shit who kill a culture, not the man who shit.

Haters: Ok, i agree but he glorify the violence.... It's not a good man, not like Tupac! ( a hater always need to credible his saying by naming famous or underground people in rap music like BIG, Jay-Z, Nas,Common ,Talib Kweli, Immortal Technique ETC... to prove he know about hip hop..).

B-boy: Dude, stop act like a fool, hip hop is bigger than two or three name, so stop repeat the same things. Could you say Eazy-E had got good influence? No, so why talk on Wayne? Because he is on top and you can supported it cause you don't like his shit( it's shit i agree, and i fuck Auto-tune and all the gay songs he's doing too much). He's the best because he do people enjoy and escape from the real life. I don't give a fuck if he's really Bloods, fuck who he wants... It's just music! For example he said himself he haven't too much time to fuck because he works!
If you want, it is the best on the form, not substance.
by B-Boy28 November 26, 2009
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That horrible feeling when you need to take a massive piss yet only a couple drops come out but you know for a fact that you need to piss like a race horse.
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The opposite of Alotta Wayne
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A rare species of ape.
It's mating calls are:
Nigga Nigga!
Swag!
Nigga Swag!
Yung Money
Yung Money Nigga Nigga Swaggin Nigga!
Yung Money Nigga Swag Nigga Nigga Swag Breezy Blunt Swaggin Bitch Ass Niggas.
They begin their life as a poor animal, no one cares for them.
Lil Waynes often shoot themselves as a sign of comming to age. Their speech (Street) is believed to be an unwanted offspring of English. It is being adapted by teenage humans. Lil Waynes carry a disease known as "Swagfagitis"
It is caused by a Lil Wayne producing a horrible slime which leeches into our ground. A snail will eat a leaf containing Swagfagitis. It will become slower and it will attract predators with the scent of SFI. The animal that eats the snail will contract this horrible disease will later be bitten by a mosqito, which in time will bite a human.
If a Lil Wayne is spotted in the wild, it is advised you try and kill it so this disease will not spread as fast.
Symptoms of Swagfagitis are:
-Using your parents money to buy cheaply made shit
-Buying music made by a Lil Wayne ape
-Pot Smoking
-Making an Instagram account
-Owning over 1 pair of shoes
-Owning a snapback
-Praying to God on Sunday and sinning on Monday
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A talentless black male.
Dude 1: Yo man I really need to piss.
Dude 2: Go to the toilet you stupid shit.
Dude 1: I did but I had a Lil Wayne.
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Girl: During the summer, my town always gets a lil wayne. My garden is dying!
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Dude 1: Hey man, I heard about your brother
Dude 2: Yeah, he died from Swagfagitis, he got bit by a Lil Wayne and died a few months later.
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Lil Wayne has no talent.
by ThatOneCracker December 31, 2013
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