SHIT, i ripped out my gooch climbing over that barbed wire fence.
As sarah was licking jons gooch she accidently downed a dingle berry.
As a Compliment: WOW did you see him win the race? Yea, hes gotta be a gooch monkey.
As sarah was licking jons gooch she accidently downed a dingle berry.
As a Compliment: WOW did you see him win the race? Yea, hes gotta be a gooch monkey.
by EL Goocho May 5, 2006
by bigwhitecockerspaniel December 21, 2020
The state a females genitalia and surrounding pubic region succumbs to once inadequate genital and pubic care is practiced for long periods.
1. She pulled down her pants and her pubic hair was overgrown. She had a gooch.
2. She never washed her pussy properly and had attained the fish smell, thus her pussy had become a gooch.
2. She never washed her pussy properly and had attained the fish smell, thus her pussy had become a gooch.
by Stop_The_Gooch March 27, 2015
1) Opposition Corner Back "Aw for fuck sake why'd yous put me on the gooch?"
2) Commentator "And thats another fantastic performance from Colm "The Gooch" Cooper
2) Commentator "And thats another fantastic performance from Colm "The Gooch" Cooper
by GingerJack March 17, 2013
A large Saharan sandworm that preys on small black children. A close relative of the Mongolian Death Worm and the worms from the movie "Tremors."
Darius: "Make sure your daughter stays near you on the trip, the Algerian gooch might try to eat her."
TeeJay: "Aight man, thanks."
TeeJay: "Aight man, thanks."
by p00nSlayer March 17, 2014
Outdoor game involving a frisbee, pitching wedge, and golf ball. Players toss the frisbee then try to pitch their balls from the tossing spot to within a clubs length of the frisbee in the least amount of strokes. Whoever has their ball closest to the frisbee in the least amount of strokes wins that Hooch and tosses the frisbee to a new spot. First to win 3 Hooches wins a Gooch. Hooches reset to 0 to begin competing for the next Gooch. Once a player reaches 3 Gooches they have won and become THE GRAND-MASTER GOOCH and all players that lost must get down on both knees and grovel to the winner by raising hands to the sky and bending over to touch the ground at the winner's feet thrice.
by GoatChedda June 5, 2012
by Hugh G Wrection May 21, 2010