Spotify is great app if you want to ruin your hearing with 100% volume and headphones! (It is actually a great app for streaming music, destroy your ears if you want too.)
Girl 1: "Do you listen to Spotify"
Boy 1: "Oh yeah! I destroyed my hearing last night, I was blasting Can You Feel My Heart!"
Girl 2: "Are you okay?"
Boy 1: "Oh yeah! I destroyed my hearing last night, I was blasting Can You Feel My Heart!"
Girl 2: "Are you okay?"
by alexbitchboy January 30, 2022
A music streaming app and website. There's a free version with ads, and a premium version without them (plus unlimited skips on songs).
Person A: What's your Spotify username? I wanna follow you.
Person B: I don't have it, I use Apple Music.
Person A: Wow, you should use Spotify. It's so much better.
Person B: I don't have it, I use Apple Music.
Person A: Wow, you should use Spotify. It's so much better.
by pitayaturtle October 7, 2023
When He broke the second seal, I heard the second living creature saying, "Come." And another, a weird gross green black colored horse, went out; and to Spotify who sat on it, it was granted to take WiFi during startup from the earth, and that WiFi would stop; and a wide selection of ads was given to him.
by W E E N S U C C September 16, 2019
by Im just tired January 17, 2023
THE MUSIC PLATFORM WHICH IS SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE THAT IT SEMD YOU TO THE HOSPITAL AND HAS A LOT OF ADS BUT AT THE SAME TIME IS SO GOOODD I PRAY THEY WILL MAKE IT CHEAP
by akakakakakakakakakkakakakak February 4, 2023
His wife better not try to make him choose between her or his mistress because he might just Spotify his wife.
by Buckle My Shoe January 28, 2022
when you listen to whatever other people are listening to or, “ stalking ” their spotify feed.
example - on certain socials it’ll say what someone’s listening to on spotify, so someone who is spotify stalking would be constantly looking at what someone’s listening to.
example - on certain socials it’ll say what someone’s listening to on spotify, so someone who is spotify stalking would be constantly looking at what someone’s listening to.
person one - dude, where did these songs come from?
person two - i just spotify stalked someone and added these songs to a playlist
person two - i just spotify stalked someone and added these songs to a playlist
by em <3 September 12, 2021