owned

the act of being someone's bitch, being in great debt to another, to be roaly fucked, to be humiliated.

The indians got totaly owned.

I owned your mom, sister, and girlfreind last night after you left.

That Navy Seal owned the shit out of Nick.

by The Daves May 22, 2005

own

An odd word to come across when, in grammar, you are supposed to put it into the past tense.
Ex:

I owned a yellow canary.

by Bobert (Imma girl) December 2, 2006

owned

to be dominated by someone or something
often used in conjugation with words such as indoid, hilarious, suckers, ass, sex, quite etc.

that ass did quite get hilariously DOMINATED!!!

by Hitler June 4, 2004

OWNED!!

Usually happens when you get fucked over in a video game by some annoying fucking kid. Last words usually "OH SHIT!!" followed by "BULLSHIT!!!"

Dude he totally got OWNED!! on halo last night.

by gibson65555 May 27, 2009

Owns

Noun: To be completely better than something in every way

"Brandon Owns everything he has ever tried in his life."

by Chronny November 25, 2007

owned

another word in the nerd language, invented and used by nerds, usually means to beat someone at something. this nerd word is usually used in computer games where nerds spent their time in all day

in a fight (in real life)

billy: i owned ur ass bitch
bob: omfg... quit using nerd words kuz owned is not a word
billy: prove it
bob: dude, by saying it you already show dat ur a nerd... u dont see the football players saying dat shit...

by boby2 September 9, 2006

owns

v: Possessing a deed to one's ass

Hamburglar: "Come robble my knobble."

"That statement owns meh"

by Gohei February 27, 2004