The murph Card

To use the murph Card is too is to use the name of an ugly kid we know .. he is but ugly and has a afro.
If someone slegs you and u say "u look like murph" u would be doing that

"HAHAHAH URE GAY MATE "
" you look like murph"
" I CANT BELIEVE U PLAYED THE MURPH CARD"
*Cries in coner

by Gerard Lavery March 16, 2008

Allen-Murphing

Being so gay you can’t refuse a lap dance from a squirrel.

Allen Murphy you have to stop Allen-Murphing

by Hunter_Murphy the homosexual November 23, 2022

Murph

A really shitty person.

"Yo Kyle L, you're fuckin Murph bro."

by Stackhouse September 15, 2017

Murph

To sneak a shot at the bar while your significant other is in the bathroom

When my wife went to pee, I Murphed a shot with the bartender.

by Jplate0308 December 6, 2019

murph

buff or strong

I'm going to the gym so I can get murph.

by realkanaka808 June 27, 2020

Murph

To get slapped bitch slapped when you forget something

“What’s the name of the app again”

“I’m gonna fuckin Murph you”

**~Murph~**

by Bigstunna August 20, 2022

Murph

When your non-thong underwear gets in your buttcrack by itself. Like a wedgie except nobody gives it to you, it just happens.

A - "Why are you picking your butt in public?"
B - "I have a murph!"

by Supertwicken December 10, 2021