Cake

Refers to an attractive female, generally describing her bottom

Wow, check out the cake on E!

by Jimmy Bunns December 06, 2009

Cake

Something that is fucking funny. Seriously makes you laugh.

#1: A nigger got beaten hard.
#2: That's so cake!



#1: My sister shat her insides out :'(.
#2: CAKE!

by BigWetShit February 18, 2009

Cake

Rubbish. Taken from Brass Eye, where Cake is a new legal drug, and several celebrities (including Bernard \"It\'s a fookin\' digrace\" Manning) complain about how awful Cake is.

Yeah I heard that song. It\'s fucking Cake.

by Hazel Figurine April 26, 2005

Cake

Name given to a tea-phobic teen after been hit on the back the head unknowingly, this leads to embarisment as it seems that the cake stain is seaman.

the teen, or 'cake', then realises his hair is covered in 'spunk' after an african friend consults him about it, this leads to cake getting angry with the prankers s he is left embarresed and will forever be known as cake - or shirley

gareth rose.

blah blah blah blah cake.

by McLovin' 69 October 30, 2007

Cake

1. A band. An awesome one at that. With amazing songs such as Never There, The Distance, Short Skirt Long Jacket, Frank Sinatra and many more.

2. A delicious pastry.

1. Cake is one of my most favourite bands. My favourite song by them is Frank Sinatra.

2. Cake is tasty!

by Tim Gaertener October 05, 2010

Cake

Coccain;an addictive drug

what else do you want me to say? :S

by da_preach August 23, 2003

Cake

Someone who did something someone else does not appreciate, a rude gesture or a trick.

Jill: Hey wanna a dollar?
Jack: Sure!
Jack tries to grab the dollar but Jill pulls away.
Jill: Haha! Yeah, like I'd give you a dollar.
Jack: That's messed up, you're a cake..

by Mousiee. o_O December 01, 2009