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The chatter commonly heard by high school students. It's all BULLSHIT! "I got drunk on NYE and NYD". WTF?!? That BULLSHIT! That's underage drinking, you dumb fuck! Or how about "So I like went to the mall and saw like Bryant so-and-so from my like 3rd period..". Nobody gives a fuck, woman!. "I gotta go to work at like 3:00, dude." Ok, bigshot, so you got a fucking job. Who cares! "If you don't leave me alone I will turn this classroom into a hellzone!" Yeah, man, who gives a...no wait, that's not bullshit. That's serious, but I wouldn't blame the person who said that for being honest.
See bullshit under Chipmunk's tag. I think I aleady gave some examples.
bullshit by Chipmunk January 7, 2005
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bullshit 

Term of disparagement and ridicule of (mainly) ideas and utterances.
The view that god is benevolent, or malevolent for that matter is bullshit. The entity called God is amoral.

Synonyms: bullshit, nonsense, drivel, hot air, crap, crapola, dung, bird droppings, dog poo, ratpiss, floaties, compost, manure, toe mud, indecorous, horse patties."
bullshit by atomou October 25, 2013

bullshit 

"I'm an idiot who makes annoying bad movies about people I hate, despite them being popular around the Newgrounds portal ... plus I love iwillpress!" ~ Unaggregate

Bullshit 

What people around the world, to whom it is not known that which is good, have been starved for.
Person 1: Thaart Theere is a deal, the footlong sub, only five dollars. Why... it's for less than a gallon of gas!

Person 2: Don't bullshit Europe!!!
Bullshit by Florideutsch Boy April 10, 2008

Bullshit 

Feces that exits a Bulls anus in a slithery fashion so slowly landing onto the ground "Splat" then sitting on that same spot for 6.2 Hours until someone steps on the 6.2 Hours Old feces.
Dude. (Points At Bulls Anus) Thats Some Bullshit!

bullshit 

The promulgation of falsity, especially through pretentious misrepresentation or deception of a truth.
1. "My car just drove on water!"
Bullshit. This person's car obviously didn't drive "on" water. They may have, perhaps, driven through a small puddle on the road and therefore gone on to make this claim to spark further interest in their otherwise dull story.

2. "Tom made, like, 5 trillion dollars from his website last year."
Bullshit. Assuming that the statement was not said out of sarcasm (ie - Tom is actually broke), the aim here was to exaggerate Tom's revenue so that the audience become aware that Tom made a lot of money from his website.

3. "Jack is as sick as a dog at the moment."
Bullshit. What a profound claim to make, considering it is impossible to know what it is like to be a dog, let alone a sick one. This person has no intention of lying, but their claim about Jack is entirely irrational.

4. Sincerity.
Bullshit.
bullshit by adammcarth August 1, 2014

Bullshit 

Noun/Verb/Adjective

What a criminope says when asked regarding why he was arrested and/or accused of something. Often because they are to ignorant and slow witted to provide the truth or a reasonable excuse.
"Hey, Brenowski, what were you arrested for last Tuesday?"
"Some Bullshit."
"ahhh, sounds legit."
Bullshit by Snuffle Garfoil February 6, 2015