When you use a muscle hooker to penetrate a females vagina and hang her on the wall as a decoration.
by Hexangell June 29, 2020
This award is the lowest of the lowest and if you receive this for any reason you know that you messed up big time.
by Johnathan NORIEGA March 12, 2022
When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.
by the rage March 24, 2015
Captain’s Hook. The act of giving a male a hand job by curling one finger around the shaft of the penis. Therefore making the shape of a hook around the penis.
by DingDongDaddy July 1, 2020
by Carterussell January 7, 2019
When someone's dick is too small to grab with the whole hand when masturbating, they use one finger, looking like a pirate hook.
by Cool cunt January 3, 2017
Mallory: You know that nigga Louden
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
John: Yea
Mallory: he’s got a Captain Hook
John: no way that shits gay as hell
by malgal3349 November 19, 2019