raft a crap

Raft a crap

A ship full load of lies being told.

I think your telling me a raft a crap in the story your telling.

by Bogwonron July 2, 2022

Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way

If you drop something then you say “crap a duck”

by Bp7741 January 2, 2019

A bowel movement on an exposed toilet with no stall. Typically perfomed by men at sporting events or in jail.

Doug shit his pants rather than take the Crap of Shame at a football game with his pals.

by BigPmpn March 22, 2014

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

by yeetusfeetus February 8, 2021

When a person takes a shit into a receiving vagina. The poop will sometimes stick out like a turtle head.

by Crab staggums December 8, 2019

A person who talks or rants about nonsensical events that happen in his/her daily life.

He is such a crap-nut!

by trayceee November 28, 2008

by Hattermad April 4, 2019