Spongebob

Vagional or anal Douche just a show as a feminine hygiene product hence why he works for me krabs and his best friend is a pink starfish sometimes he even has adventures with sandy cheeks and pearl and would explain why all the customers are fish
“Hey sista some fish came into the krusty krab “, “good thing spongebob was there to serve those customers”

Good thing spongebob was there to save the day
by BeeBless November 04, 2019
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Spongebob

I love spongebob and his sponge dick
by Amanny May 25, 2021
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Spongebob

If you think about it spongebob has a shitty life
1. His best friends a dumbass
2. His neighbors an asshole
3. His boss is a greedy little fuck that barley pays him
Me: *thinks about this at 2:45 am* ..... dang spongebob
by Catnos July 05, 2019
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Spongebob

A show in 1999 (still continuing) about a sponge who can walk and talk (make a horror movie with that) with his neighbour that really hates him, a squid! The sponge isn't that smart so he doesn't know even though the squid is shouting it in his face, The sponge's bestie is a are you ready? DRUMROLL PLEASE?! A starfish! His Boss (ya he has a job) R U ready DRUMROLL AGAIN!? A greedy crab!
nrd: LOLOOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
bully: WHAT YOU WATCHIN NERD?!
nrd: Spongebob
bully and nerd: *watches together*
by Mr.CleanGuy March 23, 2021
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Spongebob

A square sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea in the Bikini Bottom. Works at the Krusty Krab for probably a penny a day. Hated by Squidward, and his best friend is Patrick Star. He's probably an adult who acts like a child most of the time, thus irritating Squidward a lot. Spongebob loves to blow bubbles, work at the Krusty Krab, and jellyfish. He also has a pet snail named Gary, who probably doesn't even like the sponge.

That being said, he's probably Asian, considering how he's yellow, does karate, and can't drive.
1. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants!

2. You're so asian I'm going to call you Spongebob.
by TheTruthPoster July 23, 2012
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Spongebob

Short sweet and to the point, Spongebob is the antichrist, sent here to poison the youth of the world.
Spongebob will take over the world so that he can have nightly butt sex with Inuyasha.
by Griff March 24, 2005
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SpongeBob

The show that after the second season made most kids gay
I Just got a boner from watchign spongebob and patrick hug.
by CPa SWR May 18, 2010
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