Jake 

The Sexiest, fittest man you'll ever know. Cool but nerdy and always has more than a foot long pork sword. All the girls want him but deny it to them self usually end with suicide. If you know a Jake and he is single let him know how you feel. His dick is so long, you'll be clinging on to the bed sheets

Jake its so long I... I... think I'm gonna...

That was so hot and moist.

Jake by Cucugivychvhcibkb November 25, 2018

jake 

Jake is the hottest and cutest guy around. He has sexy blond hair, and gorg blue eyes. Not only is he hot, he is also the NICEST person in the WHOLE WORLD, who is VERY considerate and cares about others. He is the PERFECT guy!

A: OMG I just met the NICEST AND HOTTEST GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Guess who it was??
K: JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
A: You betcha!

jake by Monkeyzebra57 November 7, 2013

Jake 

is a quad amputee, with one of the limbs being his microcock. he has a very large head, most of which being brain.

bro ur such a jake. i both hate and respect you for that

Jake by French Fries Aren't French June 17, 2020

Jake 

huge dick, will get a girlfriend any day

Jake is the sexiest person i have ever met

Jake by l' August 17, 2018

Jake 

Stinkeyyyyyy

A Stinkeyyyyyy mannnnnn (jake)

Jake by Stinkeyyyyyy November 24, 2021

jake 

He's dorky, but he is cute, sweet, and always has something nice to say. He makes you feel special when he smiles at you. He makes your heart jump and you could never stop thinking, "it's a pleasure to have him in my life, I love him". I love him and love he's in my life, he makes me complete.

Jake, I love you <3

jake by Loveliness September 5, 2016

Jake 

A super funny, nice, sexy, athletic, goofy guy who knows how to make you laugh and be extremely romantic. Great in bed, great as a friend, the all around perfect guy.

Rachel: Woah, Annie's dating a Jake!

Jenny: Yeah, I know! I'm so jealous!

Jake by Cassidy Brown June 18, 2012