Another word for penis
A: I just left Home Depot and bought a new faucet.
B: I want to see your faucet!
A: I’ll show you my body faucet.
B: I want to see your faucet!
A: I’ll show you my body faucet.
by TheOneOfLight May 19, 2019
by mydogmoose June 22, 2019
by Bored796 June 30, 2022
by Sumica January 30, 2021
exclamation: “ooh they so fine - PUSSY FAUCET”
irony: *sees person wearing crocs* “mhh, pussy faucet lol”
irony: *sees person wearing crocs* “mhh, pussy faucet lol”
by garb galore April 10, 2021
When a person is cool or fun to be around most of a time, but occasionally will turn on his or her douche faucet and the doucheness will just flow out without stopping.
Chris: Dude, we were at "the party" and Joey just totally turned on his douche faucet, pushed me in the pool, called Connor a fatty, paid in pennies for 18 bags of chips at the store, then mugged a chinese immigrant, molested a three year old, and punched a mexican prostitute in the face!
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
Nik: What a douche faucet!
Geoff: I think Joey's douche faucet is taped down in the "on" position.
by Always 777 June 13, 2011
When someone’s large intestine disappears and the shit that now flows freely through the small intestine constantly drips out of ones asshole. Could also be referred to as constant diarrhea.
I just saw some guy with a big ass brown stain on the seat of his pants, he must have one hell of a Leaky Faucet.
by jkwazo April 26, 2019