A one-horned
goat kind thing 4-year-old girls are all obsessed about and when they find out they
don't really exist they throw a 2-month tantrum thinking that they are gonna come out of the
toilet and take them to fairy princess land.
4-year-old girl:
mom I can't wait to go to school and find a unicorn
mom: unicorns
don't exist, that is just what they tell you at school so you
don't throw a temper tantrum
4-year-old girl: waAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA